Everyday Tales

True friends buys you Minions Kinder Eggs just because there were Minions on them - despite the fact that you cannot eat the chocolate! #iloveminions #ilovecrazyfriends

While my neighbour obviously got laid this morning (the walls where almost shaking and the girl was making that loud complaining sound she does during sex). This summer the lovebirds have added the twist of having their windows open to our court. One evening, a couple in the opposite building on the fourth floor had an amazing time watching. #theneighboursagacontinues

The free Danish newspaper MetroXpress politely told me to just shut up today and keep my opinions to myself in their horoscope-colom. #dontknowhow #sorrynotsorry

Here the other day I found a bucket containing 1 kilo of peanut butter in the local supermarket! 1 kilo peanut butter!!  I hugged it and whispered "I love you"!! #methesupermarketweirdo

Top 5 songs that can be misunderstood / just weird

So I have a very good friend who is a shark at finding songs that can be misunderstood or are just so weird that its usually very difficult not to laugh. So, I want to spend this blog sharing some of them with you.


5. Nik & Jay, "Boing Boing".

• Ask a Dane to sing this one and they will, therefore, I find that no link is really needed. The song "vandalised" the Danish pop-scene to such a degree that it had to be on the list - mostly because I find the lyrics a tad weird. 

4. OMI, Hula Hoop

• Ok, so this one I'm actually running to this. But one day my friend made me listen to the text. Have you ever considered that he might not sing about "them hot ladies" - but a Hula hoop - thereby, the title? Follow me? 
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzQvj3icjs 

3. Thomas Holm, "IKEA"

• Now this is a Danish artist that have made his fare share of weird lyrics and these alone should be an excuse and motivation to learn Danish. This specific song is about how a trip to IKEA can cause a brake up. Yes. That's actually the song. 
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tcFF9uEQpk 

2. Barbara Moleko, "Paranoia"

• She has an amazing voice. Really. However, I can't get my mind of how much the first verse sounds like she have the runs... Unfortunately this wonderfully funny experience can only be enjoyed in Danish. 
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bgk7HlQ2o 

1. De Eneste To, "Jeg har ikke lyst til at dø"

• The title of the song should say it all: I don't want to die. Then imagine your radio waking you up in the morning to some lads screaming that one line into your head and you have a repeating experience from a previous household I lived in together with two friends. My one friend would almost crawl out of her room looking depressed and annoyed... It is worth a listen. Again, only in Danish. Danes are apparently amazing at making weird lyrics. 
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRXxwzoVlHE